1.) Satire a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn.

2.) Irony a pretense of ignorance and of willingness tolerant from another assumed in order to make the other's false conceptions conspicuous by adroit questioning.

3.) Analogy inference that if two or more things agree with one another in some respects they will prob agree in others.

4.) Foreshadowing to represent, indicate, or typify beforehand

Story Spinners: option 1

As the old man approached my friends and me we stared at him. Trying to make out his physical features from a distance. So then he stops, He starts talking all this gibberish about us being barefoot, The old man says we should have on shoes while outdoors.

My friend dirt was paying the old man no attention while ridding his bicycle. Dirt was carrying around a old key his dad had gave him. The old man asked to see the key dirt was holding in his hand. Dirt told the old man no he was very precise about who he let see the key. Well heck i was his best friend and he only let me see it once.

While Dirt and the old man were talking about the key. They started yelling at each other. Dirt took off on his bicycle, so we all did the same and went to my house. When we got there Dirt notice his key was gone. We look around the whole neighborhood with my flashlight that night, but we never found Dirt's key he says the old man took it but we may never know.

Joe, Miles, and Adam where waling down the street one day. When they saw some kids playing football. So they stop, and ask the kids if they could play. Miles said he wanted to play QB like Pat White. So the kids let him play QB, cause he was older and could throw the ball farther. Adam said he was going to wide receiver, so he could be like Chad Johnson.

my bucket list

1. Go sky diving

2. visit jamaica

3. hike threw a rain forest

4. snow board down a mountain

5. Go to the BET music awards

6. go to vegas

7. see all fifty states

8. own a mansion

9. sit in a sky box with my dad and watch the super bowl

10. Take my mom to hawaii

11. own a business

12. play in a state football game

13. play polo

14. drive on the autobahn

15. have my own shoe

16. Drive a bugatti fastest car in the world

17. Invent something

18. Meet adrian peterson

19. Ride in a army fighter jet

20. ride on the maglev fastest train in the world

Shakespeare language

I'm walking out the house then i Backare. so that i can go get my little sisters baby. So then i gave her baby and she abhor it. So i gave the baby to a barn, and she never seen it agin.

I breath defiance to thine ears. I think there insulting a persons ears

My career i would like to own a edifice building in new york city.

Friendship post

I would have to say its the beliefs i hold. Just cause the fact that i have a pretty good mind set on how i'd like my life to be.